Obama Speech

I don't know how Obama's speech will be tonite, but I'm pretty sure I'd better wait til it's over and read it instead of watch it, as he's liable to put some of his silky-smooth voodoo shit on me, lulling me in with words that sound awesome, but mean absolutely nothing. He'll prolly hypnotize me if I catch his eye onscreen, and I'll wake up with some chick's severed head in my hand and a gun pointed at the liquor store clerk, a shiver running down me as I realize we're even closer to the final nationalization of our beloved country, complete with Nazism replacing country western radio. And that makes me sad :(

So if anybody wants to call me at 9pm, I'll be available. With the tv off and eyes firmly closed!