Obama's Speech, II

You women should DEFINITELY not watch Obama's speech on tv - once he locks you in he'll pull out that huge afro-dick and wave it around until you go crazy and try to kill as many babies in your stomach as possible. Real Housewives is on tonight, I urge you to change channels and watch it. For remember: while energetic and spell-binding preaching under the tent is fun and sweaty, the American Negro does not speak of substance. Oh god, I can hear him talking, he's like that snake in The Jungle Book...I wish I had a uterus of my own to scrape...(lids, closing, floating to communism in own mind...)