Things in My Little Brother’s “25 Things About Me” That Makes Me Pretty Sure He's Into Dudes

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1, 3, 6, 7, 8, 16, 18, 19, 22, 23, 25


1. I am addicted to facebook.
2. I broke my leg in Canada. Thanks sis.
3. I am the only Wilson with brown hair. AND IT LOOKS GOOD.
4. If you told me at age 18 I would not only not be in Virginia, but 1700 miles away, I would look at you like a deer in headlights and my head would explode.
5. Same reaction if you told me I had to go back.
6. I refer to my track coaches sons as my sons. And I am not the one who started it. And I wonder if we are confusing them. And at this point I dont think I can call them his.
7. I "hate" Avril Lavinge. But if you change the song when she is playing you are entering a world of pain.
8. I hate the word bro but it has snuck into my vocabulary.
9. I could live off of goldfish and popcorn while washing it down ice cold water. Which means i have something in common with my 3 year old nephew.
10. When I am a dad, my son will be for my entertainment and free labor purposes. Ill teach him to fetch in the same yard he will one day cut.
11. My dad has the strongest handshake in the world. Bc of that I think my right hand will become arthritic well before any other body part.
12. People think when I make fun of them I hate them. Only when I don't talk to you do I not like you.
13. I love running around my house with a basketball.
14. I drove 26 hours straight to get to Denver.
15. When I was 20 I tipped the bartenders so well at a bar in Philly they all shook my had and if I thought about going to the bar there was already a drink in my hand. I had to do something nice since they didn't check my ID. I did this to repay all the people that always snuck/paid for my drinks.
16. Sitting on a porch is the best thing ever. I wish I lived in a time where that was the basic form of communication.
17. I sometimes wished I lived in the 50s. So simple.
18. I'd like to think I am a good friend.
19. I surprise myself with the things I miss about back home.
20. I never know what to say when I meet someone from my past that can "remember when you were this big" and I have no idea who they are. I feel somewhat disrespectful.
21. I'm old school. It's cut and dry for me. Which can be complicated.
22. One of my favorite places is the back porch (or the dirt before the porch was built) of my brother's house.
23. I wish I could support small local businesses more because I believe in the story and process more than I believe in the name.
25. People that are the polar opposites than me intrigue me. That is why I get stuck watching the hills.