80 firefighters? Was this Tracy Morgan's house, or 9/11? I guess I'm lucky my cat, Miss Precious Muffins Dykstra, didn't get stuck in a tree, as there woulda been no firemen available to help her. 80 firemen, 30 minutes to extinguish a small fire that had already been mostly put out by the sprinklers? Was this at Tracy Morgan's, or the Playboy Mansion? Who the fuck's in charge of the FDNY now?
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A fish tank catches fire (ridiculous enough) and the fish of course survive. And really, do they have to tack on this irrelevancy -- The former Saturday Night Live star has also been busted several times for drunk-driving and last year wore a court-ordered electronic ankle bracelet that detected alcohol intake.
GOD BLESS TRACY MORGAN and his frivolous superstar eccentricities like shark tanks.
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