Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Barack Nodrama

Some fucking jagoff over at Breitbart.com is upset because Obama didn't crumble into a fireball of creamy tears or screaming during his press conference last night, bitterly reporting:
Served up opportunities to lead with his heart, Obama was cerebral. Cool and calming in a time of white-hot public anger.

Jagoff introduces some farm equipment in his most biting criticism:
But he didn't look angry. Nor did he sound much like a pitchfork-wielding populist.

Of course he's 100% right - certainly what we need now is the President showing up on camera hysterically screaming and crying; maybe the cameras follow him to the Capital steps where he yells at Congress to come out so that he can kick all their asses, a lá Brendan Frasier in School Ties?

Apparently President ZZZZZZZ acted in the three ways that are certain to drive a country off a fucking cliff, according to Jagoff:
Calm. Cool. Careful.

Cool, calm careful, OH MY!!!

Whatever happened to showing up in a flight suit and looking into Jesus' eyes to see his soul? When did that go outta sytle? Wtf...are we fucking Red China now?

A cerebral president...this is what it's come to, America. And that makes me sad :(

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