Michael Jackson

I've never believed Jacko really did anything sex-wise with those kids (though there's nothing about it that isn't strange), but if he's allowed to adopt children, then I see no more use for rules as a society. If an adoption agency can look at his Child Experience Resume and see

1) Might have fucked a bunch of kids
2) Almost threw own kid off a balcony

and think "sounds good!", I mean camon; R Kelly should then be allowed to hang out at Girl Scout meetings after drinking a gallon of water. For fuck's sake.