CLUB WORKER: Hello?
XMASTIME: Hi, I'm calling about K-Fed's party?
CLUB WORKER: Yes?
XMASTIME: Well..how do I get in?
CLUB WORKER: Oh, we're just a regular club, anyone can come.
XMASTIME: REEEEEally?
CLUB WORKER: Yes.
XMASTIME: I can come, and he'll be there? I can hang out, give him some gifts? Chat with him?
CLUB WORKER: Oh, I can't guarantee how close you'll get to him.
XMASTIME: Oh...you mean as opposed to, say, a year ago?
CLUB WORKER: Excuse me?
XMASTIME: Cause he's gotten so fat, I guess?
CLUB WORKER: What?
XMASTIME: Will he be cool if I call him K-Fat? Well-Fed? He's cool, right?
CLUB WORKER: (click)
XMASTIME: Hello?
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