Thursday, March 05, 2009

No, I've Never Heard of Bill Maher

NEW RULE: If you win the lottery, you have to quit your job.

These 10 co-workers just won about $14M each. Which is great for them. But of course they're claiming they wanna keep their jobs too. In today's "oh my god we need jobs!!" world, I see 10 jobs that should become immediately available. I mean, camon.

1 comment:

Kiko Jones said...

They're gonna get $10m each, after taxes. $2m is enough for me to never work again--for someone else, at least.

Btw, there's one person who I'm sure really wants to see them quit: the guy in their lotto pool who was out of town when they bought the ticket.