Reaching Across the Aisle

It took the Republicans til about dinnertime on January 20 to label the economic disaster "Obama's;" as if of course at 11:59am everything was AMAZING. Anybody with half a brain knows how absurd it is to do so even now, but I will make a deal with the Republicans: we can all agree to go ahead and call this "Obama's economy!" and lay sole blame on him if, since the war technically ended 29 days after Lincoln's death, we can give Andrew Johnson full credit for winning the Civil War. Either way, just lemme know.