Snacks

I just heard a Planters commercial on the radio for whatever the fuck the thing to the right is. And they actually kicked off the commercial by saying "Snacking just got easy!!"

Thank god. How many times have you had a huge bag of chips and wanted to curl up on your couch and eat them all, but thought to yourself "dammit, this is just too hard"? Then you probably hated yourself for being sucked into eating some baby carrots and knocking out a 5-mile run, right? Not anymore! THANK YOU PLANTERS!!!

Now maybe American can finally kick off that obesity epidemic we've been clamoring for. Shew.

Next up: making porn pleasurable to watch.