Vicodin

Because of my back, I took my first-ever Vicodin pill earlier (thanks GodIHateYourNewPillAddiction!) I was looking forward to adding "pills" to my already stellar "drunk dialing/emailing/texting ridiculously inappropriate shit to hot chicks" resume. But while it's eased the pain a bit, I'm not in much of a stupor. Other than my normal one, I guess. I'll keep you (ladies!) posted.