The main reason I keep this blog, other than to one day have my own Wikipedia entry, is that so one day Britney will stumble upon it, and see my posts from 2005-2006 when she was reeling and everyone was piling on her, and see that I was true to her throughout the whole time. She'll fall in love with me because of it, and I'll spend my days licking her outrageously toned midriff and sticking benjamins to it. I love you baby! I'm ready; let's do this!!!!
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