Wrestling

From the next room I can hear my roommate watching wrestling. Which, of course, should be it's own post. But I've noticed that some dude in the ring has been yammering into a mic to some other wrestler for the last 15-20 minutes. Yap, yap, yap. Jesus fucking christ. Back in my day, when two men stripped down to their underwear and got into a 15 x 15 ring, they fucking locked arms and grappled. For fuck's sake - put the fucking mic down and let's see some cocoa butter-on-cocoa butter action already!!!