Thursday, March 26, 2009

You'll Sleep When You Quit Being an Idiot

I gotta call a moratorium on people that pat themselves on the back while exclaiming "I'll sleep when I'm dead!!" While I get the sentiment, it's 100% wrong in actuality. As in if Webster asked me to submit a definition for SLEEP, I'm pretty certain the word "restorative" would make an appearance. And there's nothing restorative about death - in fact, I'd say it's the opposite. And there's no reason to be restored, as you won't be getting up in the morning for anything. So.

Maybe I'm a little loopier than I thought. Hmm.

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