Friday, April 17, 2009

Calling Bullshit on the Ladies


Ask any woman you know who she thinks is the hottest celeb, and she will say Angelina Jolie. You can tell your wife you fantasize about Angelina while fucking and she’ll be thrilled. “Me too!” Somehow Angelina has become the “non-threatening” celeb to think is the hottest. It’s like they all got together and agreed on this.

Meanwhile, bring us Gisele’s name? Opposite reaction. You’ll find a woman on the street who will lick my sack in front of her kids before you find one who will admit that she’s hot. And they all say the same thing: “she looks like a man!”

Hmm. Really? If I knew a guy who looked like this I’d be eating jizz sliders with a side of balls.

Camon, ladies. You’re better than that!!!

3 comments:

Nerdhappy said...

Whenever I look at Angelina Jolie, all I see is Jon Voigt.

Tricia said...

ok, i'll take the bait. above the neck - Man! Am bringing Vogue to gym on thursday morning for reference.

Xmastime said...

bring it!! :)