I've been wondering why everytime I flipped to ESPN a sucking sound has come out of my head followed by a Zapruder-esque pink mist. Then I realized what time of year it is: NFL DRAFT.
This is of course the time of year when every jackoff who has a cable connection turns into a fucking NFL General manager. Time for us to analyze combine scores and figure out if the 244th pick should be Bobby Hognuts or Jimmy Shitforbrains!!!! Awesome!!!!
1 comment:
Sports tawk is the worst. When did everyone become Nostradamus with their stupid predictions?
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