Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Giving Up

It might be time to start giving up on finding Mrs. Xmastime. Maybe I need to start thinking about settling. If you're not COMPLETELY ass-ugly, can cook, and are somewhat down-to-earth, please send your application to Xmastimer@gmail.com

No photo necessary. I'll assume you're fat and/or ugly. Sigh.

Let's (tearing up) do this.

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