The second semester of my freshman year of pretend college I was supposed to read Don Quixote but never got around to it; I was too busy trying to get into a hot junior's pants by convincing her ("Karyn"...that strange spelling still turns me on!!) that I had written Never Really Been; a gambit that almost paid off one night at a party at her house had I not turned my attentions from her fawning over me to guzzling a bottle of whiskey and ending up passed out in her front yard the next morning. Anyways, it just occured to me for the first time to wonder - is "Don Quixote" some sort of phonetic pun on "donkey"? Am I the last person in the world to ever catch on to this?
Anyways, Karyn...good news!! I'm available!! LET"S DO THIS!!!!
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What's the Spanish word for donkey? Unlikely.
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