Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I'm an Ass

The second semester of my freshman year of pretend college I was supposed to read Don Quixote but never got around to it; I was too busy trying to get into a hot junior's pants by convincing her ("Karyn"...that strange spelling still turns me on!!) that I had written Never Really Been; a gambit that almost paid off one night at a party at her house had I not turned my attentions from her fawning over me to guzzling a bottle of whiskey and ending up passed out in her front yard the next morning. Anyways, it just occured to me for the first time to wonder - is "Don Quixote" some sort of phonetic pun on "donkey"? Am I the last person in the world to ever catch on to this?

Anyways, Karyn...good news!! I'm available!! LET"S DO THIS!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What's the Spanish word for donkey? Unlikely.