Impressions

Fed up with my comedy bits ("you're not funny") and lack of any success whatsoever, my penis has decided to try to get his own spin-off blog. His specialty is impressions, check it out:

Here he is doing his impression of a Gatorade bottle. not bad.



Now here he is, pretending to be a bottle of Motrin, furtively glancing behind a computer screen. This one's pretty good, actually.



Good luck, penis!