Libelous!

If I was a pig, I do believe I'd be a BIT miffed that here I am, existing solely to give you motherfuckers bacon, sausage & pork chops and you thank me by sticking my name on a potentially catastrophic strain of flu. I'd be like fuck..........yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!!!