Text Me On the Bus

Brothatime!! has many several I'll think of one eventually admirable traits; however, patience is not one of them. So it's with an extra bit of glee that when I'm on the Dog and he texts me re: how close I am to DC, so he can time when to come pick me up at the bus station, I reply "on the bus;" knowing when he sees it his head will explode and he'll run his car into a puppy orphanage out of sheer frustration. Hey, it's the little things in this life, right?

Also - I was texting someone while on the bus, and I fucked up typing 2 or 3 times and kept having to restart, causing me to think "goddammit - if only there was some way I could use my voice on this thing instead of typing!!!"

Hmm.