U-G-L-Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI -XMASTIME LIKES YOU!
If you ever find out thAt I am attracted to you you should be sad, as apparently I am a horrible judge of beauty, based on the fact that I am the only human ever who was into Tori Spelling, Judith Light or Sarah Jessica Parker. WTF.
I, um, was into Judith Light, too. (And while I'm owning up to wanting to bang older ladies, I'll add that I would STILL do Kathie Lee Gifford. Killer rack, man.) SJP has had her moments (though a buddy and I used to call her Ruth Buzzi, Jr.); but Tori Spelling is one fugly piece of woman. Sorry, man.
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I, um, was into Judith Light, too. (And while I'm owning up to wanting to bang older ladies, I'll add that I would STILL do Kathie Lee Gifford. Killer rack, man.) SJP has had her moments (though a buddy and I used to call her Ruth Buzzi, Jr.); but Tori Spelling is one fugly piece of woman. Sorry, man.
Tori Spelling had a very nice body when she was on ninety-two-ten.
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