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Sunday, May 03, 2009

Animal Farm

First the pigs, with their filthy flu. And now apparently Ranger Rick is trying to kill us all.



(side note - I was gonna make a "see? vote in a black President and the coons will take over" joke here, but I won't; I'm simply too classy a guy for something like that. You're welcome, blacks.)

The latest? Fish apparently are learning how to take to the sidewalks to fucking destroy us all. Greeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
 We may have Jesus on our side, but it looks like bin Laden has the animals. How long til sharks can figure out how to fire a gun? Have the terrorists officially won now?

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