Clemens

I guess Roger Clemens was worried that he hadn’t completely driven his legacy into the ground and humiliated his family enough, so he went on ESPN radio for an interview this morning.

"Let me just add to it, common sense. Our family has a history of heart conditions," Clemens said. "My brother had a heart attack in his late 40s. My stepdad died of a heart attack. I mean, it would be suicidal to even think about taking any of these dangerous drugs."

I am curious to find out how one receives genetic code from one's stepfather. Interesting. He might as well have said he got his blue eyes from his cobbler he met while in the Army. But hey, he's the Rocket!