Friday, May 15, 2009
David Ortiz...Under a Spell?
David Ortiz stranded 12 runners on base last night, hasn't hit a home run since back in the days when we had white presidents, and in general is hitting like ass. Which is SO strange...I'm trying to think of a reason why all of a sudden his production would plummet. But I'm not a genius, so I'm not putting the pieces of this outrageously hard puzzle together. I'm at a loss - steam is literally coming out of my ears; if there ever was a time for a pack of tough-talking, bad-ass squirrels to catch me off guard and mug me, this would be the moment. Hmm.
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On the bright side, his mood swings have calmed down quite a bit, and his testicles have recently gotten bigger.
im thinking even more so that he doesnt have the best hitter on the planet hitting behind him anymore
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