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One of the costs of living in the 2009 is that even if you're a golf analyst, if you say something off-color you will be forced onto your knees, begging for forgiveness from all America, as was whoever this person is.

Really? A golf analyst said something offensive, and we're fucking hearing about it? Who complained, the doctors from M*A*S*H? Who gives a shit? Why are we even hearing about this?

A second new thing I'm shaking my head about is that we seem to think that people in America 1) know who Pelosi and Reid are 2) give a shit. In particular, Charlie Daniels (oh shit, I see he's posted today!!!!) can't go a fucking post without blathering on and on about them, as if he knows what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Camon. Nobody knows what the fuck these people are doing; it's not like they're LC and Speidi, right? Meanwhile, I remember all 0 times my dad was walking around STEAMED about the Speaker of the House!!!!!

In this internet age, all of a sudden it's not enough just to hate the President; we must hurl our disgust down the line of succession, as if we have any remote idea what these people actually do. I've written somewhere here before re: the absurdity of people like myself scratching our chins re: the selection of _______ for Second Sous Chef in Charge of White House Pastries - now that the internet has given us a platform to muse on and on about shit that 10-15 years ago we wouldn't have even know existed , we've grabbed with both hands. Hey - although you can't jerk off while both hands are on something else, you CAN be a jerkoff! (just made that up!!!)

Camon. Bad joke by a golf guy about congressmen. Who gives a shit.