How Many More Great Ideas Does Newt Hafta Come Up With Himself???

A lot of people make fun of Newt Gingrich for claiming to have "new ideas" that are actually "new ideas if this was 1993." I say to them EFFFF YOU!! Turns out our hero DID have some ideas that were QUITE new at the time:

He married Jackie Battley, his former high school geometry teacher, when he was 19 years old (she was seven years his senior at 26 years old). They had two daughters and divorced in 1981. She claims he "discussed divorce terms with her while she was recuperating in the hospital from cancer surgery"

Wow!! He came up with fucking your teacher (now ubiquitous), the Cougar (now ubiquitous) and the ol' "the machine was still on when she dragged her hand across the page" (one day ubiquitous.) Cap doffed!!