My plan is to become a Facebook MONSTER; fucking plug in "What I'm Doing!" every other minute, and log flume quiz after quiz as fast as humanly possible ("What Beatles Song are You?" "Which of My Nuts are You?") onto every computer in the world. Quit my job and hire a coupla kids to keep up with the work, until the internet in general becomes so overstuffed with my own Facebook shit it fucking completely locks the whole shebang up, and we're back to rotary phones and dixie cups with strings.
Hey, so I have a goal now. That make you ladies horny?
1 comment:
rock Monster.
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