Isn't My True Love Out There Somewhere?

I really wanna get married. And I have a great idea on how to set the tone for how things are gonna work: our first dinner at home together, I'll just stare down at my plate for a few seconds, then look up at her. Then in a sudden motion, knock the plate off the table onto the floor, then look at her and say "clean it up, you fucking pig." And while she's on her hands and knees cleaning, I'll lay my balls on her head. She'll learn.