Blow Me

Meghan McCain calls out some GOP bs HERE. Okay.

HOWEVER.

"The first time I ever heard about oral sex was during the Lewinsky scandal."

Ummmm...REEEally? McCain was 14 when the Lewinsky shit hit the blue dress fan. Camon. I grew up in the the sticks - not EVEN the sticks; the suburbs of sticks, where even the sticks wouldn't bother going to. There were 3 channels, no internet and I spent most of my time in the woods drilling my cadre of squirrels practicing the wedding march scene from The Sound of Music for about 6 hours a day. And yet I knew what a blowjob was when I was about 10 or 11. Yes I may still be waiting to receive my first one; but I've always known what one was. Yet Ms. McCain claims she was 14 and oblivious to oral sex....even though she had spent her formative in all-girls private schools.

Now, I can't say I'm an expert on such things. but one thing I do know is that if you put a bunch of young girls together in a dorm 24/7, eventually the talk is going to turn to 1. boys 2. practice french-kissing each other while dancing to Walking on Sunshine 3. sex. Believe me, she wasn't 14 and asking her great-grandfather "Senator, what's oral sex?" Camon.

Yeah Meghan...I'll still do you (as a goof.)