Seeking New Lows, by Xmastime

I swear to God I am about 2 more awkward, frozen, not-sure-how-to-hold-my-arms-meetings with my Office Crush away from stooping to having Big Bear “just happen” to call me on speakerphone when she's around to talk about how great I am and how much he loves me. Love is danger; I will not let scruples or common decency get in my way.