A coupla days ago I got my first ticket since god knows when: no seatbelt. And to make it worse, it was from a motorcycle cop!
WHICH OF THESE LINES WAS ACTUALLY UTTERED BY MYSELF?
1) "Where's Ponch?"
2) "Are you not allowed to drive a car cause you're a big fat fucking idiot?"
3) "Yes sir. No sir. You're right, sir. I'm sorry sir. Yes sir."
4) "Hey, I was in a rush to get with this girl that gives the best blowjob in the world."
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