Bar

I was watching All in the Family earlier and feeling very jealous about Archie having Kelsey's to go to: empty, quiet, nothing but old dudes drinking cheap beer. Made me think of my first joint when I got here, the Halloween Bar. The scene of my being taken advantage of by a lady (thanks again for leaving me, GodIHateYourDateRape!), my almost-hookup with a rehab chick, and tons more shit. Would listen to Paradise by the Dashboard Light, Someday Never Comes, Waiting for the Day and Him or Me? round the clock.Was thinking hmm, you know, I wouldn't mind popping in tonight for a cold one. First time in forever.

Then I go to take a dump, open up TONY and there's a bit about it with some people I've never seen before, talking about the "regulars" I've never heard of.

Sigh. You can't go to your original piss-stained, disgusting, filled with men with goiters bar home again.