Darlene: Trust me. He goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time; which either means he's really, really good at it... or really, really bad at it.
Dan Conner: Aw, God!
Roseanne: Well I don't want you to give him any grief about this, ya know, cause you could traumatize him and turn him into a serial killer, or something.
Darlene: Well don't worry. How much damage could he do with only one free hand?
While The Contest episode of Seinfeld is one of the greatest sitcom episodes of all time, the Roseanne episode where they find out DJ has discovered the art of onanism is pretty great too. And they actually use the word masturbation in the episode.
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