Crush

My friend Ada has a poem in The New Yorker HERE. I'm not a part of the poetry world, but I'm assuming thats a big deal. Way to go Ada! :)

Now, one thing you may not know if you don't know Ada is that she's smoking hot. And now I'm reading a poem of hers in which she writes about having a huge crush on some dude; being in love, even. Gee. I WONDER whom she's wildly crushing on. For fuck's sake; ANOTHER hot chick I gotta pretend I'm not getting sexy vibes from when I'm out trying to quietly sip a cold beer. Can I even leave my fucking house anymore?

I am trying to love you less.

Sigh. Good luck.