Kobe, Kobe, Kobe

Transcript Via Deadspin

Hey Kobe - you cum ON her face, not IN it!! Wtf, you're an NBA star, I shouldn't hafta fucking tell you this stuff. As the moment of love is cresting you pull out, grab her hair and pull her face back; she will eagerly receive your waste all over her face, and any she catches in her mouth she will share with her Asian friend, who just walked in wearing nothing but a shoelace made out of a piece of Hefty bag. It's not complicated, old friend.

Unless...unless you meant...jizzing into a syringe, and then SHOOTING it into said paramour's face? Maybe, I dunno - I do not like needles. Not my bag.

Hey, I guess we can learn things from each other, eh buddy?

Meanwhile, here's some cake: