Thursday, June 25, 2009

My First Scoop!


One interesting thing about working at a gossip rag is that I was able to post about Farrah Fawcett dying before CNN or Drudge or anybody else did. I overheard “Farrah died 6 minutes ago” and BAM!!!...on Xmastime.

I don’t wanna be inappropriate here, but now I feel I gotta be worried that MY generation’s poster girl might be next. What if Heather Thomas got anal cancer? Can I give mouth-to-ass resuscitation? (small, respectful hiyoooooo here with nicely placed head bowing)

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