Thursday, June 25, 2009

Puzzling, Enigmatic Advertizing


I like how they have the actual word “blow” just in case you don’t get the drift. Well, plus there’s some bitch looking eager to suck some dick. Well, plus that there’s a cheeseburger in the picture.


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[Monk's Cafe, Jerry and George.]

Jerry: Didn't go for it, huh?
George: No.
Jerry: So, she didn't appreciate the erotic qualities of the salted cured meats?
George: She tolerated the strawberries and the chocolate sauce, but eh, it's not a meal, you know? Food and sex, those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.
Jerry: Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.
George: Jerry, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.
Jerry: Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's.
George: You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.

1 comment:

andtheend. said...

thank the sweet jesus that this ad is only in korea. funny that the woman is not korean.
however, i do think there is bacon on it.