Confession #142
Dude, when you use the master bathroom with the door open without the fan on and your stench bubbles the paint on the walls? That's just disgusting. So when you emerge from your nightly shit and start to rub on me and breathe all heavy in my ear? I turn you down because you made our room reek and romance is the last thing on my mind, not because of the ailment du jour I pretend to have. A word or two of advice. Shut the door, turn on the fan, and Oust spray. You might get more action that way.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Today's True Wife Confession
probably from Mamalizza HIYOOOOOOOOO!!!! ;)
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a shower couldn't hurt either. you gotta get in there.
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