From this interview here.
Q: What’s going on man, how are things?
XMASTIME: Oh man, things are great, things are really fucking great man. Thanks for asking. Well. Maybe not "great." Maybe good. Really good. You know, okay. Things are okay. Well. I guess I've hit a rough patch, I dunno. I mean, what the heck, I'm okay. They could be worse I guess. Things are...actually things have taken a turn, man. Not so good. I can't say things are good. I guess I'd say they're bad. Very bad. Things are pretty much in the shitter right now, thanks a lot for fucking asking. Oh look, a growth on my lip. Prolly fucking cancer. Great.
Q: Ha, OK. So you made headlines yesterday talking about Asher Roth, saying he lacks swag. If you had to battle Asher Roth, what would you use against him?
XMASTIME: I have no idea who this person is or why I'd battle him. Jewish?
Q: You also said, “I’m like the white Jay-Z.” Would you consider Heidi the white Beyoncé?
XMASTIME: Well, you can't look at a copy of InTouch or Life & Style without seeing Jay-Z on a big boat or at some MTV awards show, so I'd guess that Jay-Z is the "white Jay-Z." I mean, camon.
Q: Wow. Is that song going to happen?
XMASTIME: What song?
Q: I saw that you’re trying to reach out to OJ Da Juiceman for him to get a verse on a Morales-produced track.
XMASTIME: Who's naming these pussy rappers? Eli Da Manning? Fucking christ; at least OJ killed some white people. He didn't fucking knit sweaters with them playing badminton. He's OJ, dammit!
Q: Whose rapping career would you use as a blueprint for yourself?
XMASTIME: Well, I don't care for rap - remember, the first 4 letters in "rap" are "crap." But if you had a gun to my head...which, if you were a gangsta rapper you wouldn't cause you'd be just another fucking pussy shopping at Bed, Bath & Be White...I guess I'd hafta go with my man ALF. Dude landed on this world hard, stayed a hard mofo.
Q: I know you said you’re trying to infiltrate the ringtone game.
XMASTIME: I don't know what that is.
Q: There’s a lot of money to be made in that.
XMASTIME: Then I'm rich.
Q: Now, Jay-Z had Memphis Bleek as a hypeman. Would Brody Jenner be your hypeman?
XMASTIME: As soon as I'm into tonguing balls, I'll be hyping with Brody Jenner.
Q: You think that would hurt your street cred?
XMASTIME: I'm pretending I'm Spencer Pratt and talking about Brody Jenner. What cred am I clinging to?
Q: Interesting.
XMASTIME: Hmm.
Q: Obviously you twitter a lot. Which rapper do you think has the most interesting tweets?
XMASTIME: I do not twitter. But I think if he could, Jesus would have some great tweets. "come to the beach, doing my water-into-wine bit." "i cant believe yall picked Barrabas, whatevs, keep on hatin' beyotches see you in 3 days, LOL!" "ill be honest...this hurts like fuck..."
Q: Obviously, on The Hills, you kind of Kufi smacked your sister’s ex-boyfriend, Cameron. Are you prepared in case someone comes at you sideways?
XMASTIME: I was never on the Hills. I've never been on tv.
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