Monday, July 20, 2009
Abe Lincoln Would Be a Person to Stay Away from on Craigslist
Edwin Booth, aka John Wilkes Booth's older brother, saved Robert Lincoln's life after he had fallen off a platform and onto train tracks in New Jersey a few months before Lil Bro went all Lee Harvey 'n shit on the preznit at Ford's Theatre.
The day they wheeled Edwin Booth to the grave, the front part of Ford Theatre collapsed, killing 22 people.
Seriously, what the fuck? Is there ANYTHING about Lincoln that isn't fucking creepy? Jesus christ, no wonder Mary Todd eventually went fucking bananas. How many times do you think she was heard saying "Oh for fuck's sake Abe knock it off, you're creeping the fuck outta me???!!!"
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