Corporate America

The one thing so far I don’t like about corporate America is when you and someone else are at opposite ends of a long hallway walking towards each other; that 30-second dance of pretending to not see each other is fucking excrutiating, isn’t it? "Oh look, here’s a wall, wow, ooooh, what’s over there, in the distance, mountains? A rainbow?" This goes on and on until you’re just upon each other, at which point you hafta do the “oh wow, hey, did you just appear from water crystals, I’m just now seeing you, hi!!” smile-n-nod. Fucking nerve-wracking; they need to give out awards for this shit.