Corporate Bathroom

As much as I love using the corporate shitter, I’m sure the image of me sitting there taking a massive dump is not something my co-workers are really looking to fingerblast to, if you know what I mean. I don’t like to disappear for 10-15 minutes at a time so that they realize that’s what I must be doing, so I’ve learned the key is to wait until nobody else is at their desks - that way when I come back, there’s at least a good chance they think you were only gone a minute or so, depending on when THEY got back to their desks (if they eve have.). Sigh. I’m a shitting GENIIUS!!!