An attorney for Ben Roethlisberger issued a statement late Monday denying that the Steelers quarterback sexually assaulted a woman in Nevada last year. "Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone, especially Andrea McNulty," the statement reads.
What's the “especially” for? Wtf? Couldn’t that also apply to, say, Merv Griffin? "Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone, especially Merv Griffin,"
Or is this supposed to hurt the accuser's feelings? "Oh, PLEASE baby - Ben wouldn't sexually assault you with Peyton Manning's dick!" I guess we're to think Big Ben only assaults a higher class of women? How sweet!
Strange.
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