Festival of Meat (Not Just My First Girlfriend's Nickname for My Penis)

I spent the last 3 hours googling "60-lb hamburger" have no idea how the fuck I even stumbled upon THIS SITE; but there are at least two interesting things going on:

1:30 PM
Hamburger "MEAT" Weightlifting Competition (Not open to public for liability reasons)

In a word: Sign me up.

And then:

For safety's sake, please leave all pets at home.

Good lord...how the fuck hungry are these people? "Don't bring Fido; I'm not responsible if I snap and think he's a quarter-pounder."

Fucking Wisconsin. Finally doing something that's actually worth a shit.