Finally!!!

Thank god Tollhouse has finally invented Flipsides - cracker on one side, pretzel on the other. Just the other day I was bitching that goddammit, I have so much going on in my life right now, how the fuck can I be expected to eat a cracker and then hafta reach into ANOTHER bag and pull out a pretzel and then eat it. For fuck's sake, I don't have time for that shit; can they come pre-chewed next time? I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A LIFE OVER HERE, ASSHOLES!! HURRY THIS SHIT UP!!