Friday, July 24, 2009

The Gates Police Report

Is HERE.

First of all, "I'll talk to your mama" line is awesome. I'm gonna use that next time I get arrested (prolly for brandishing a concealed weapon...in my pants!!!!...everybody gettin this penis innuendo? anyone?)

But I don't understand his door being "unsecurable." If it wasn't able to be secured, why would he have had to break in?




I will not rest until I've solved this case!!!

I'm just kidding. I'm tired of talking about it already. I'm actually embarrassed I just spent three minutes over at The Smoking Gun. Fucking christ.

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