Like his father, I assume Big Bear will be an Orioles fan - hell, he's already got the hat, that's half the battle with kids. So I would declare my loyalty to my godson as being such that should, god forbid, something awful happen to his parents (feels like a tainted mayo incident, doesn't it? "Ugh, something's wrong with this deviled egg...something's not right." "Really? Let me try one!" boom! dead) and I need to raise him myself, I will toss aside my beloved Yankees and be an Orioles fan so we can watch the games every evening in solidarity.
Notarized, witnessed, stamped.
Obviously, this is a worst-case scenario; I'm not sneaking into their house and leaving the mayo out in the heat for hours, returning it to the fridge when the sun comes up or nothin. Camon.
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Back a few years ago, I declared that if the NYY left New York, I would become an Orioles fan.
the boy also has a yankee hat. mamalizas rabid insistence has kept me from getting a mets hat for him too.
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