I Wish She'd Run On My Face

I guess hot-ass Sarah Palin feels the need to start pointing out the ways she's better than Obama for that inevitable 2012 campaign, no matter how trivial it may seem to laymen such as us. For the moment at least, we can all take comfort in knowing that if Obama dies and somehow the order of succession lands on the governor of Alaska, which I believe is just after Casey Kasem and before tomatoes, and we find ourselves in the middle of an international scrape that can only be solved with some long-distance running, we'll be in great hands. Thank you, Pre-I mean, Govenor Palin.